
I had a forgettable one night stand. Six months later, I could say I had a regrettable one night stand. We met at a bar. We both ordered beers. That bar became another bar, and then that bar’s basement speakeasy, …
Read more →I had a forgettable one night stand. Six months later, I could say I had a regrettable one night stand. We met at a bar. We both ordered beers. That bar became another bar, and then that bar’s basement speakeasy, …
Read more →Women don’t fart. They do, however, shoot tiny puffs of glitter that sound like a unicorn’s laugh and smell like a rainbow. That’s not true. I wish it was true. But it’s not. What is true is that you can’t …
Read more →At the end of any relationship, there are two distinct phases – the part where you break up, and the part where you figure out what you’re going to do after you’ve admitted that you’ve broken up. Being inside the …
Read more →I turn to my coworker & I tell her that I think my job is making me stupider. It’s been bothering me all morning. I used to discuss literary theory with forceful fervor, and know what I was talking about. …
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