I had a forgettable one night stand. Six months later, I could say I had a regrettable one night stand. We met at a bar. We both ordered beers. That bar became another bar, and then that bar’s basement speakeasy, …
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November 2013
Of all the nasty outcomes predicted for women's liberation...none was more alarming than the suggestion that women would eventually become just like men.
Barbara Ehrenreich
Women don’t fart. They do, however, shoot tiny puffs of glitter that sound like a unicorn’s laugh and smell like a rainbow. That’s not true. I wish it was true. But it’s not. What is true is that you can’t …
Read more →At the end of any relationship, there are two distinct phases – the part where you break up, and the part where you figure out what you’re going to do after you’ve admitted that you’ve broken up. Being inside the …
Read more →Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
Mae West
I turn to my coworker & I tell her that I think my job is making me stupider. It’s been bothering me all morning. I used to discuss literary theory with forceful fervor, and know what I was talking about. …
Read more →For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
Virginia Woolf