9 articles written by lscribbly

Of all the nasty outcomes predicted for women's liberation...none was more alarming than the suggestion that women would eventually become just like men.

Barbara Ehrenreich

Women don’t fart. They do, however, shoot tiny puffs of glitter that sound like a unicorn’s laugh and smell like a rainbow. That’s not true. I wish it was true. But it’s not. What is true is that you can’t …

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Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Mae West

I turn to my coworker & I tell her that I think my job is making me stupider. It’s been bothering me all morning. I used to discuss literary theory with forceful fervor, and know what I was talking about. …

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“I can actually fucking cook!” I brag to my coworkers on a Monday. By the end of Thursday night, I’ve sworn off cooking for at least the next decade. My boyfriend and I have just moved in together. And in …

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I love my boyfriend. And I love having sex with my boyfriend. But, you know… sometimes you just want to try something new. Ok, kitchen counter. Done. That was fun but those counters are a little cold. Couch sex, ok …

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